Best Ever Charm Farm Guide – maybe

February 24, 2015

Best Ever Charm Farm Guide – um, well, maybe

by Stan Faryna

Stan Faryna


Note: This is a guide for Nevosoft’s Facebook game, Charm Farm. This is not a WOW (World of Warcraft) guide for farming charms.
Thanks for feeding my exotic animals!
Thank you for feeding the animals

Charm Farm


Charm Farm follows in the Castleville genre of Facebook games – clicks beyond counting, casino-like sounds, and cute. Charm Farm does not compare with Casteville but it is one of the better Russian makes of a would-be social game. Nonetheless, Charm Farm is trending as a Facebook game now because the the recent collapse of the Facebook game, New Rock City and the diaspora of NRC players looking for the next time-killing cutesy-ware. Beyond the people (some of them are wonderful), my interest in Charm Farm is about developing insights about social game market segments, social game design (or failure) and business strategy. None of which may be interesting to you if you searched for a guide.

Lucky for you, this blog post is mostly about how to play Charm Farm and dominate the noobs.

First to Complete the Fire Tree Quest

tree of fire etc

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Charm(ing) Overview

Like all Castleville-ish Facebook games, you fill a graphic-based map (or maps) with stuff – decorations and production units. You do quests, build or put stuff on your map, make coin (to expand your map and buy stuff to put on your map), visit neighbors (other gamers who you befriend via Facebook) and “connect” with your neighbors in the various Facebook groups related to the game. Sometimes, the latter gets a little scary with all that drama.

Regarding Facebook game group drama, my advice is simple and, perhaps, biblical.

Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces.

Matthew 7:6 NIV

In other words, get away from the drama queens as quietly and quickly as you can. You can pray for them on the way out. [grin]

Here’s my map at level 36 with some imaginative edits that I’ve made with the help of Maddy. Click it to see it bigger.
a vision softly creeping

How to play Charm Farm


Charm Farm is a free-to-play game. It’s also a pay-to-win game. This is not a game for the casual player who only has four to eight hours/week to play a game. To “build” (or fill) your map, you need gold, mana, shmoos, neighbors, magic points, experience points and a Charm Farm Facebook group. Knowing where the Charm Farm wiki is and how to search it for quest, build and object information is also important.
http://charmfarm.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Point_Decorations

Gold

Gold is collected from buildings, harvested from animals or collected on the visits you make to neighbors’ farms. You need lots of gold. That’s an understatement. It’s not easy to make gold. You’ll spend countless hours every day trying to make gold. Or you will spend real world cash on rubies.

Mana

Mana is produced by mana resources (crystals) and crops. You need lots of mana to power buildings and feed animals. You’ll spend countless hours harvesting mana from crops and visits to neighbors’ farms. Some will spend real world cash on rubies to speed up crops.

Shmoos

Shmoos are the fuzzy blue workers that you will exploit in your pursuit of your Charm Farm ambitions. They just want cookies. As of yet, there are no cookies in the game. [sigh] Shmoos are added as you add places where Shmoos live (houses, huts, shacks and cabins). Unfortunately, there are limits to the number of Shmoo lodgings you can add.

Magic Points

Magic points build Magic level. You need to increase your Magic level in order to expand your map. You get magic points for items you buy with coins and rubies. You also get magic points by creating spells, using spells (enchanting buildings), and grooming animals.

Experience Points

Experience points build Experience level. It’s mostly a bogus status symbol since Experience level can be indirectly bought with real world cash, but you do need Experience level to “upgrade” the Tree of Peace which is related to the quest line by the same name.

Friends

There’s too much to say about friends/neighbors to keep it in a sub-listing like this. You need friends to exchange gifts and visits. You needs lots of neighbors. 400 would be nice. You need lots of good neighbors – people who you communicate with by group forum, group chat or PM for specific requests of help. 50 or more is recommended.

Charm Farm Group

You should belong to one or more Facebook Groups related to the Charm Farm game. A good group will be friendly and helpful. You’ll be able to get your 400 or more neighbors. It will have tools for you to coordinate gift exchanges, quest assistance, etc.
Here’s some groups to join:
Charm Farm Gazette
Charm Farm Voisons
(French-speaking)
Love thy neighbor.

Zoom on a vision softly creeping 5

Problems

The first rule of social game design is that you don’t allow players to buy their level with real world cash. The second rule of social game design is that you don’t let players buy their level or obvious success with real world cash, period. Because, if you do, you have created injustice and empty vanity. Maybe, these Russians don’t know things. Maybe, they don’t know better.

On the other hand, you’d think that they’d know a thing or two about corruption – being Russians. And that they would hate corruption with all of their heart, mind and soul.

There’s also just a whole lot of bad mojo built into the game play. Neighbors are squabbling. Some are rage quitting. But the problem is not the players. Your neighbors are not the problem – unless they use all CAPS. Nevosoft didn’t think things through. They just dreamed about a fictitious success as a game company and they could care less about the human beings that play their poorly designed games. The proof is in the pudding.

Another problem is the lack of decorations, the large size of available decorations and buildings, and the lack of alternate perspective of decorations and buildings. It’s as if the project manager had no clue about the award-winning Social City and the industry/design lessons learned from that game.

I’m reminded of my Ninja blender/food processor. The spout lid broke off in the second month – just out of reach of the warranty. When I use it, there’s always the possibility of a huge mess shooting out the top. Sometimes, it hits the ceiling too.

Those who don’t know shizzle about business, technology, games, social, life, the human condition, etc. will say I’m being rude. I say, I don’t like gangsta-style, drive-by business strategy and that old fashioned snake-oil kind of transaction. They want to get rich off a third-rate knock-off that limps. Where’s integrity, vision and value? Where’s the respect for the dignity of the human person?

So I also say, get back to me after you have finished reading and deeply understanding the following little books:

Aristotle’s Nichomachean Ethics
Thomas Aquinas’ Summa Theologica
Fyodor Doestoyevsky’s The Brothers Karamazov
Adam Smith’s The Weath of Nations
Booker T. Washington’s Up From Slavery
Paul Tillich’s The Courage To Be
Herbert Marcuse’s One Dimensional Man
Tom Peter’s The Little Big Things
Jon Katzenbach’s The Wisdom of Teams
Derek Prince’s Called To Conquer

Then – we can talk. Ok? [grin]

Nevosoft breaks a lot of rules, ignores best practices, smells like a mob-funded venture, and their run of luck is likely to run out. Their big win was coming out with a cute Facebook game at the moment that the New Rock City game had collapsed. But Nevosoft can pull it together before all that unexpected interest and enthusiasm falls apart. If they are clever, wise and hard workers. They have about 30 to 60 days to get it right.

Succeeding Charmingly

As soon as possible:

Have 24 pigflies penned, feed them every five minutes, and immediately harvest them at adulthood. Rinse and repeat. That will generate sufficient gold to pay for buildings and expansions.

Always be growing mana crop with no less than half of your Shmoos. There’s “timed” exceptions but we can talk about it in PM.Build mana storage via the “crystals or whatever” of concentration. First shoot for 1000 mana storage. Then 2000. There hasn’t really been a need or use for storage beyond 2000 mana in the 30s.

Do not pass Go and collect $200 until you have worked on your magic points. Huh? What I meant to say is that you should not level up in experience without keeping your Magic level close behind. Otherwise, you’ll find yourself in a situation which can only be easily corrected by whipping out the credit card.

Join a group (see above) and tell them that Stan sent you. If you don’t tell them I sent you to them, I’ll never answer your add request or PMs. That’s just a tease. In fact, I welcome all good and friendly communications. [laughing]

Once you have joined, go ahead and add 100s of neighbors. Be friendly and nice. Leave your baggage and demons at home. Be a good neighbor.

WHY DOES THIS REMIND ME OF JAMI? (CFG inside joke)

Tips and tricks

Charm Farm Tower of Magic

Make Spells

Make one (or more) spells every harvest or two of mana crop. Enchant the Magic Tower to get two spells per production cycle. It’s better to incorporate spell production into your harvest cycle than wait to make all your spells in a single, long and boring sitting.

Leveling Up

Make one production at the Tree of Peace at least once per day. This will help you level up because the Tree of Peace gives the most experience points in a production than any other “building” in the game.

Farming

It’s best to dedicate time and attention to pigfly farming in one hour and twenty minute blocks. It’s not fun but it is a productive process. In a farming-time, you’ll feed pigflies every five minutes (or so) and harvest (sell) adult pigflies after 10 feedings. Again, this is the best method to generate coin and experience points in the game.

Animals

It’s best to start with the basic animals: pigfly and bully. After you have at least 24 penned pigflies or bully, go wild and do the zoo. But not before – if you want to get all the territories in your map unlocked. Because the exotic animals will slow you down. They cost a lot more mana in feedings and they take a lot longer to mature and produce.

Charm Farm Nurseries

Restocking Pens

You’ll save a lot of coin and make a better profit if you can restock your pigfly and bully from animals you collected from your neighbors’ nurseries. Restocking a large pen with 8 pigflies costs 800 gold (100 gold per animal). Restocking a large pen from your neighbors’ nurseries is obviously the better option.

Being Helpful

The most helpful actions you can do on a neighbor’s farm is as follows:

1. Unwither crops
2. Feed exotic animals (rabbits, flamingos, llamasa, etc.)
3. Collect from buildings or objects requiring action according to your neighbors’ current quests (such buildings are often indicated by a “Help required” sign.
4. Feed ordinary animals (pigflies and bully)
5. Selling things in a neighbor’s marketplace (helpful to the under level 12 crowd)
6. Collecting from mana resources
7. Not doing havoc – if you collect from a building with a costly production (large library, green house, tavern, etc), make it the first action you do so your neighbor can decline your visit activity.

Placement

New players will find it helpful if they place their marketplace, crops, mana resources, animals and quest buildings together in the center of their playable map. This will allow your neighbors to find them quickly and easily. And perform the required actions.

Gifts

Like any other social game, you’ll exchange gifts with your neighbors to fulfill quest and production requirements. That’s why you need 100s of neighbors. So you can get stuff done and not wait around. Most of your neighbors will only be helpful in this regard. It’s the good neighbors that will really help you (if you communicate with them), but it can be challenging to communicate with (or assist) more than 50 people on an ongoing basis.

Once you’ve got momentum and rhythm in your game, request large quantities of needed and constantly needed items. For example, say you need 50 magic dust today, ask 200 people for magic dust. That way you’ll have some magic dust left over. Also, use stuff up (make stuff in the lab) so that you can request items for the next gift schedule reset.

No

You don’t need two marketplaces. Don’t store your one and only marketplace. You need it for quests and so do your neighbors.

You don’t need more than four laboratories.

You don’t need to get upset when a neighbor digs up weeds, chops down trees and breaks stone on your farm. For better and worse, Nevosoft designed it to happen like that. Try not to rely on the freeware to create your decorative masterpiece.

You don’t need to be asked to do something nice for a neighbor.

Don’t ask for a paid gift unless you are ready to return the favor.

There doesn’t seem to be any good reason to keep or raise groundhogs in your pens after the quest was completed. The weather station does not provide worthwhile rewards.

Don’t get upset. 😛

Be a good neighbor

I’ll end on a scriptural note.

Love your neighbor as yourself.

Mark 12:31

You want to find things you need for your quests at your neighbor’s farm. Offer the same productions on your farm and make them perma-ready if you don’t need their productions for yourself at that moment. People always can use pigflies, bullies, planks and knowledge. In other words, make sure you have nurseries, saw mills and large libraries ready to be clicked by your visitor. This also means that you refrain from collecting from all of your own buildings as much as possible.

You want your neighbor not to make havoc on their visit to your farm. Communicate with them and be thoughtful on your visits. What I mean by havoc is that you don’t know whether their visit will help you with a specific quest or general helpful click (feeding animals for example) or whether they are collecting a production that cost you a lot to produce in terms of mana, shmoo time or otherwise.

If the latter, you will want to decline their visit so that you don’t have to restart the production. Of course, it also sucks to have to manually decline 400 visitors. That’s a horrible way to spend an hour of your life. And what if they do a little of both kinds of clicking – it’s hard to tell. Sadly, this is a huge game design failure that is causing much drama, anger, rage quitting and alienation. But you can always message someone and let them know you collected knowledge from their library, for example, and that way they can decline your visit.

You want your good neighbors to help you with the important things: completing quests related to what a neighbor does on your farm, feeding your exotic animals, and unwithering your crops. Communicate clearly with your good neighbors. Tell them what you need and be ever-ready to run to their farm and help them out. Save up extra premium energy for that!

Obviously, your neighbors are human beings. Some of us have to be reminded about that from time to time. Discover them. Or, at least, discover your good neighbors. Check out their Facebook wall. Like, comment and share the stuff there that is cool. Maybe, you’ll discover someone who has common interests. Maybe, you’ll discover a life long friend.

Good luck and check out my facebook fan page for more tips, tricks and cheats for Charm Farm: http://www.facebook.com/Faryna.FanPage

Stan Faryna
24 February 2015
Fairfax, Virginia

Ye Olde #Hearthstone Tavern and Inn #YOHTAI Issue No. 1

April 18, 2014

 

YOHTAI!

by Stan Faryna

Stan Faryna

Daft Punk, Contact


I wrote a post about a new Hearthstone community over at G.A.N.G (Geeky Antics Global Network). GANG is managed by Yomar Lopez (aka Yogizilla). Hearthstone is a digital Collectible Card Game (CCG) by Blizzard – maker of World of Warcraft. Hearthstone also happens to be the new hottest game app for iPad.
Check out my post.
http://geekyantics.wordpress.com/2014/04/16/ye-olde-hearthstone-tavern-and-inn-16-april-2014-issue-no-1/
Hearthstone Concede Victory to Faryna
Get Hearthstone for iPad here:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/hearthstone-heroes-warcraft/id625257520?mt=8
Don’t have an iPad 3 or better? Play Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft on your computer.
http://us.battle.net/hearthstone/en/
Marvel Avenger Alliance friends from Playdom.com, there is life after MAA!

And have a Good Friday or Passover.

Stan Faryna
18 April 2014
Fairfax, Virginia

 

 


Marvel Avengers Alliance (MAA) 1 hit hack

February 5, 2013

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T H E  H E R O  S C H O O L  R E V I E W   I S S U E  NO.  10

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2014: Currently playing Blizzard’s Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft. Read about that here.

The Review for Gold Gear, Heros, Uniforms and Loot in Playdom’s Marvel Avengers Alliance Game for Facebook and Playdom.com

Edited by Stan Faryna

Marvel Avengers Alliance (MAA) 1 hit hack

Marvel Avengers Alliance One Hit Hack

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Honor glitters greatest in the human heart: P2 Graphic Novelette

November 20, 2012

Honor glitters greatest in the human heart…

A Marvel Avengers Alliance Graphic Novelette

by Stan Faryna and Brandy Hupperich Renfroe

Thanks also to Madalina Cristea for her work on the designs for the Omega honors.

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OMEGA GUILD FILE no. 0maa200912

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Queen, We Are The Champions

Glimpses of the Previous Episode:
All that Glitters is not Gold

All that glitters - A Marvel Avengers Alliance Graphic Novelette

All that glitters - A Marvel Avengers Alliance Graphic Novelette

All that glitters - A Marvel Avengers Alliance Graphic Novelette

Part Two

Emma Frost on stage

Emma Frost Quotes Abraham Lincoln

Emma Frost speaks about human ambition

Colossus speaks about Omega Guild's Honorees

Omega Guild's Guardian Honor

Captain America salutes the Guardians of Omega Guild

Omega Guild's Centurion Honor

Captain America salutes the Centurions of Omega Guild

Chuck Norris likes PVP in Marvel Avengers Alliance

Top 100 PVPers of Marvel Avengers Alliance

Emma Frost - Omega Poster Girl

Dr. Strange Recruitment Poster

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This graphic novellete is a fan generated, non-commercial and creative exercise in player generated content for Disney-Playdom’s game, Marvel Avenger’s Alliance.

The characters (Storm, DeadPool, Phoenix, Tony Stark, Cyclops, Nick Fury, and Captain America) are the property of Marvel-Disney.

You can play this free game here, join the Omega Guild Facebook Group, or subscribe to The Hero School Review – if you already play.

About the creatives

Brandy Hupperich Renfroe

Brandy Hupperich Renfroe is a wife, mama, graphic designer and cake baker extraordinaire. She loves dogs and has a huge crush on Thor.

Stan Faryna

Stan Faryna is a daddy, online strategist, entrepreneur, design wonk, and techno bohemian. Stan is currently working on a science fiction novel about the end of the world and everything else.

You can read some of Stan’s epic story here: https://stanfaryna.wordpress.com/2012/09/18/the-heart-of-a-hero


PLAYDUMB alienates Marvel Avengers Alliance Players

November 14, 2012

Disney-Playdom’s broken PVP alienates millions

Creation of the Hero

Creation of the Hero by Michelangelo, Stan Faryna, Madalina Cristea and Tabitha Moon.

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T H E   H E R O   S C H O O L   R E V I E W

SPECIAL EDITION: A QUICK FIX FOR PVP

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The Review for Gold Gear, Heros, Uniforms and Loot in Playdom’s Marvel Avengers Alliance Game for Facebook and Playdom.com

Edited by Stan Faryna and White Buffalo

Johnny Cash, Ring of Fire

Playdom has never before alienated more of its customers than with it’s latest PVP Tournament Seasons in the Marvel Avengers Alliance browser game. The problem is that the tournament awards (a good thing) have made players feel more disenfranchised than ever before.

Because less than 1 percent of many millions of players have any kind of chance of getting the good stuff. Read the rest of this entry »


All that Glitters : A Marvel Avengers Alliance Graphic Novelette

November 10, 2012

All that Glitters is not Gold

A Marvel Avengers Alliance Graphic Novelette

by Stan Faryna and Brandy Hupperich Renfroe

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Rihanna, Diamonds

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The Hero School Review: Beast, DeadPool and Ghost Rider

November 9, 2012

The Hero School Review: Beast, DeadPool and Ghost Rider

Creation of the Hero

Creation of the Hero by Michelangelo, Stan Faryna and Madalina Cristea

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T H E   H E R O   S C H O O L   R E V I E W    I S S U E  NO.  9

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The Review for Gold Gear, Heros, Uniforms and Loot in Playdom’s Marvel Avengers Alliance Game for Facebook and Playdom.com

Edited by Stan Faryna and White Buffalo

The Killers, Miss Atomic Bomb

I always have gripes about the Marvel Avengers Alliance game. Don’t you?

But I have to say I liked how several heroes came out at the same time with Spec Ops, Chapter 9 and the DeadPool PVP tournament. It caused much confusion. We all had to make choices – often without much support from the scholars and scribes.

That’s not a bad thing… Read the rest of this entry »


The Hero School Review: PVP, Infernal Contracts and Catch 22s

November 4, 2012

The Hero School Review: PVP, Infernal Contracts and Catch 22s

Creation of the Hero

Creation of the Hero by Michelangelo, Stan Faryna and Madalina Cristea

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T H E   H E R O   S C H O O L   R E V I E W     I S S U E   NO.  8

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The Review for Gold Gear, Heros, Uniforms and Loot in Playdom’s Marvel Avengers Alliance Game for Facebook and Playdom.com

Edited by Stan Faryna and White Buffalo

Depeche Mode, Walking In My Shoes

Marvel Avengers Alliance DeadPool Season

Editor’s Note:

The last two weeks have been hell. I’ve been working like a mad man on my science fiction story about the end of the world (and everything) while trying to keep up with the Marvel Avengers Alliance game – shooting for DeadPool and doing Spec Ops for two accounts. And then there are all the other appointments I kept – as a father, lover and friend, as a member of the Omega guild, various blogging communities, and online strategy discussions, AND, last but not least, as a techno-bohemian.

Oh – I also turned 43. Feel free to congratulate me in the comments…

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The Hero School Review: PVP: DeadPool by the numbers

October 11, 2012

The Hero School Review: PVP: DeadPool by the numbers

The new PVP tournament system. Alternate title: Let them eat cake.

Captain America

Credits: Concept by Stan Faryna. Artwork by Tabitha Moon.

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The Review for Gold Gear, Heros, Uniforms and Loot in Playdom’s Marvel Avengers Alliance Game for Facebook and Playdom.com

Edited by Stan Faryna

Deadpool vs. Gangnam Style

Deadpool rocks the escalator rail.

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New PVP Tournament Reward System

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Marvel Avengers Alliance: PVP: NEW pvp Season Rewards

There’a a whole lotta confusion about the new PVP tournament reward system on Marvel Avengers Alliance. Most players are ready to give up. Let the quitters quit – because this is going to separate the brave from the limp.

Those who do not have DeadPool at the end of the tournament season – let them curse the stars!

Marvel Avengers Alliance: Heroes: DeadPool

Marvel Avengers Alliance: Heroes: DeadPool: Skills

Marvel Avengers Alliance: Admantium League

How to get DeadPool?

It’s not impossible!

At the end of the tournament season, players will receive rewards for their League rating and all inferior Leagues. See the details on the PVP interface in the Marvel Avengers Alliance game.

The new tournament rewards system is not based on the PVP leaderboard ranking system. You don’t have to be a top 10 PVPer to get DeadPool. I’m currently ranked somewhere between 30 and 50 and I was just promoted to the Adamantium League.

You do have to PVP lots- that much is obvious. And you do have to win a lot of PVP fights. But I’m betting that your PVP losses are not a serious stumbling block – unless you never win any PVP fights.

Things are unclear and ambiguous about how many PVP fights you need to win per day to get into the Adamantium League and stay there. I’m shooting for 30 wins per day – more or less. In other words, if you win 30 times and lose 20 fights per day, I think that you are very likely to get DeadPool and all the other prizes.

That’s how to get DeadPool. I hope.

If my theoretical model changes OR contrary facts come to light, you’ll get an update in a subsequent issue of The Hero School Review.

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PVP is hell 

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Marvel Avengers Alliance: PVP: Season 6 Rank 1

Marvel Avengers Alliance: PVP: Season Six: Heroes

Marvel Avengers Alliance: PVP: Season Six Fight with Human Torch

How to PVP

Most players have avoided PVP up to now. Because it is hell. It is unfair. It is brutal. And the only reward was glory.

The rewards are now tempting, but PVP is still hell. And hell – just so you know – overflows with evil, agony, and despair.

Duh!

Do you have the courage to follow in Dante’s foot steps? Or Kobodaishi’s bloody wake? [grin]

If you are looking for PVP tips and tricks, check out my Facebook fanpage:

https://www.facebook.com/Faryna.FanPage

Enter into the Inferno

All ye who enter here, give up all hope.

-Dante

PVP may be hell, but the descent into hell is simple. Just as it really is.

1. Win PVP fights

2. Minimize fight losses

How to win a fight in hell

If your best is not good enough, do the best of a better man (or woman).

– The Devil, Supernatural

Winning is not obvious in hell – because hell is just cunning like that.

But if you are going into hell, be a bad ass!

Here’s some recommendations if your agent is level 30 or above:

1. Your PVP team must be all level 12 heroes

2. Your PVP bonus items should not be less than a total of 900 PVP bonuses each

3. You have at least three level 10 heroes (or above) in each class represented by the heroes on your PVP team.

4. The heroes on your PVP team may not be your favorite heroes, but they must be the best heroes you got. If you don’t know who’s great, you’ll figure out soon enough.

5. Losing is the fastest path to learning and adapting to the evils that await you in ambush.

6. Equip the best gear and uniforms in the game – or get them fast

Do you have a few of the new Phoenix Five uniforms? If not, learn about them here.

How to minimize losses

If you are going through HellDON’T STOP!

– Winston Churchill

In other words, keep on keeping on. This excellent advice applies to love, war, loss, defeat, office cubicles, and dark nights, liberally.

The most important thing about PVP, in fact, is minimizing your losses. Losses are inevitable, unavoidable, and guaranteed. As they are in life. Mistakes happen and we love to make them.

Here’s some wisdom:

1. You can not minimize losses by seeking fewer and less frequent engagements and fights. Seek more engagements!

2. You can not minimize losses by avoiding a fight and surrendering to defeat at the sight of the enemy. Don’t reload or refresh! Learn from a fight that you know you will be losing.

3. A great opponent that owns you more than three times is the best of teachers. Seek them out, enrage them, and learn faster through each brutal and demoralizing defeat.

4. No win is ever guaranteed. The fight rules are unpredictable – some of the time.

Do not despair when an inferior opponent defeats your PVP team with extra turns they should not have. Or by doing damage to your heroes that is unimaginable.

5. The team, equips, and uniforms for the quickest killing may not be the best team, equips and uniforms for when you are offline and the AI is at the wheel

6. There are no rules in Hell. Nor fair play. But your Mommy still thinks you are the bestest.

Duh!

Exhibit A: Mockingbird in PVP at Playdom.com
(Mockingbird was never available to Playdom.com players)

Marvel Avengers Alliance: PVP: Hack

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What’s coming in the NEXT issues of The Hero School Review?

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Annihilus Human Torch (Uniform)

How to deal with the Phoenix Flare

Why Cosmic Flame is EPIC in PVP

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Exploits

Unintended glitches happen and may make gear better (or worse) than intended by Playdom-Disney. If you discover an uber exploit that will make us all think twice about a seemingly unwise purchase, please let us know in the comments.

Previous Hero School Reviews

Issue No. 1: Traumatic Post and Future Foundation (FF) Spiderman Uniform

Issue No. 2: Transcranial Stimulator and Techno-Organic Endoskeleton

Issue No. 3: Omni-Fury, Crystal Shiv, and 4 more additional gear slots

Issue No. 4: Spec Ops 3 Epic Boss Rewards – Arc Reactor and Cosmic Flame

Issue No. 5: Eric Hallford should be banned from the Playdom.com forums

Issue No. 6: New Uniforms for Phoenix, Emma Frost, Colossus and Cyclops

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Play Marvel Avengers on Playdom.com with more energy, more UISOs and a lot more RAH!
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Stan Faryna
11 October 2012
Bucharest, Romania
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How I opened a can of whoop a$$ on the Hulk. And other social media DOHs.

October 8, 2012

I opened up a can of whoop a$$ on the Hulk

And 3 other social media DOHs.

by Stan Faryna

Stan Faryna

Eye of the Tiger

I opened up a can of whoop a$$ on the Hulk. But you don’t have to take my word for it. I gots screenshots.

And knocking down the big boys has a lot to do with social media and making bank (someday-somehow).

How else are you going to grab for more reach? More eye balls? More views?

So I killed the big guy in two shots. But I wish I could have done it in one shot.

That would have been epic!

Survivor, Eye of the Tiger

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